nainian (nainian) wrote,
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Its a bird! Its an extrarestrial! Its a donkey! NO! Its a POST!

Its about time I wrote down all the stupidity that has gone on in my classes. This seems the best place to do so. Also, I would like to know your opinion of whether or not these could be accepted into mock_the_stupid.


In my world history class we were studying the French in North America. this is the conversation that took place:

Teacher: *after finishing ranting about Paris Hilton*So, can anyone tell me why the French came to America?
Girl: They wanted beavers!
Teacher: What for?
Girl: Um...To make their tipi's with!

Science class, the day before thanksgiving break, the girl in front of me was drawing a turkey:

Guy: Your turkey doesn't have a beak.
Girl 1: What?
Guy: Your turkey doesn't have a beak.
Girl 1: Huh? Turkeys have beaks?
Guy: Yes.
Girl 1: No...*turns to another girl* Do turkeys have beaks?
Girl 2: Yea, turkeys have beaks.
Girl 1:Really? No, turkeys don...wait, what are beaks? The little flabby thing?

After P.E. in American history class. The teacher had the windows closed, and everyone who just had P.E. was begging him to open one. He refused.

Girl 1: What if I get heat stroke and die, what then?
Girl 2: YEA! And then she'll sue you!

That's it for now, I have more, just can't remember it all. Also can't find my list from world history...Once I find it or remember more, I'll post them.

In other news, I was at Wal-Mart the other day, buying cloths for the concert that I needed to be at in an hour. In the checkout line I saw a transformers play shaving kit.

Well I'm done. I had more to say, but of course I don't remember it. Oh well.
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